pointless

mioxenoblade:

that feel when you make a sub humiliate themselves and say the most embarrassing things about themselves

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palmer:

feraligatr:

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

smidge-j:

They should invent a me that goes to bed at a reasonable time

tathartiel:

best-of-reblogs:

knowledgemimic:

breathingcolorsdraws:

knowledgemimic:

saucy-majora:

bubblegum-gg:

i-srsly-need-to-stop:

fandombandomrandom42:

geekylilprincess:

wraparoundcurl:

barkers15:

bittythemagpiedragon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

evilblackcat13:

the-last-teabender:

wildishmazz:

devonmcs:

cate-geo:

ryrobsessed:

roses-in-fire:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

artfulaveryhofferd:

fairylightshowell:

oliviasblogisawesome:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

rootbeersweetheart:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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….

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…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

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i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

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here goes nothin-

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w HAT THE

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DID I JUST-

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Okay Clearly something is up.

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Hmm… I wonder

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I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

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what could possibly go wrong?

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eww, it smells like fuckboi

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welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

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nothing’s happeni-

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WTF-

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Oh boy, this meme

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I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

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May as well try it.

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Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

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get wet 4 furry

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This is obviously fake

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Look, I’ll prove it

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Y’all are just acting

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Watch and learn

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WTFFFFFF

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Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

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Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

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Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

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Oh my gosh

somecunttookmyurl:

orphanedsource:

since moving here ive noticed europeans have no concept of how few americans ever leave USA. every american tourist youve met is of an economic crust that is vastly unobtainable to the other like. 85% generously. no matter what you have believed i can guarantee this. even getting to canada isnt really a possibility and the mexico-US border is highly controlled and militarized.

to put it into perspective. a ~2 hour flight from london to warsaw is like. 30 to 45 USD?

and a 2 hour flight from one US city to another would be about 130 USD

it was very cheap to fly here. i make over 100k USD now and i dont know if ill ever be able to afford leaving. if that gives you an idea of how prohibitive travel is here. i havent even touched on how the US has Zero guaranteed holidays by the govt. many people here go years without ever having an entire week off of work

this has had a like. massive impact on American Brain and they dont even know it because travel isnt even a consideration economically. they dont even know how much more vacation time european countries have guaranteed

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london to warsaw - which is what they specified - literally is £20. flights from london to poland have always been cheap

£20 is actually $22 so really $45 is overestimating

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

some of you are miserable because you’re mean. like you’re just mean to people and things

“why don’t i have any friends” because you are mean

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

elidyce:

writing-prompt-s:

Science fiction is full of first contact stories, but is there a such thing as LAST contact?  Decide exactly what that means, and write about it.

It was too late, when the humans came. They were a young species, still exploring outwards, vital and thriving. 

We… were not. 

War had ravaged us, and sickness, and war once again, until our population dwindled beyond the point of recovery. We struggled against that, of course… we used genetic manipulation, and cloning, and even more desperate measures. None succeeded. When the humans came, we were sinking into apathy, only a few tens of us left. We had begun to discuss whether we should commit a mass suicide, or simply wait to fade away. 

And then the young species came, in their clumsy ships, and they asked us why we were so few. 

“We are becoming extinct,” we told them. “We have passed the point of recovery.” 

It is custom to avoid the races that are dying – once a species reaches the point of inevitable extinction, even war is suspended, and the fiercest enemy pulls back. The custom was born of plagues and poisons that could be carried forth from a dying world to afflict a healthy one, but it has the implacable weight of tradition now. After we are gone, after they have waited for the prescribed period of quarantine, there will be a fight for our world. Habitable worlds are few, and this is a good one, with plenty of free groundwater and thriving vegetation. It is a bitter thing to be grateful for the custom that allows us to die in peace, but we are grateful.

But the humans don’t know that custom, and they do not leave. They seem distraught, when we tell them we are dying, and try to offer their aid - but their technology is behind ours, and it is too late. When they realize that they can’t save us, though, they do something that bewilders us. 

Keep reading

plain-flavoured-english:

septicstank:

trunksette:

drmccoynextdoor:

idiot-riker:

thinking abt that episode of TOS where Sulu finds a gun on the ground and is like “sweet” and just takes it

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what’s better is that this planet was supposed to manifest your greatest fantasy and while everyone else was imagining sex and power Sulu is just like 

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even better: this planet is actually supposed to manifest whatever you’re thinking about at that particular moment, meaning that sulu was just strolling around on vacation thinking about Gun

this is 150% consistent with That Episode where the ship flies through an insanity cloud that makes the crew have tearful meltdowns meanwhile Sulu is just runing shirtless through the hallways with a fencing foil

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this man’s personality is 30% chilling with plants, 70% historical weapons and manic glee

disincarnation:

disincarnation:

ratemyprofessors.com

quality 5.0 difficulty 4.0
One of the BEST professors I’ve ever had the pleasure of being in a class with. Sure the assignments may be tough, but if you’re willing to study and put in the HARD WORK to do things right, he will reward you!

quality 1.0 difficulty 5.0
this guy literally gave me my term paper back with a bite taken out of it

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bill-nye-official-blog:

sterlexa-queen-of-the-nymphs:

chefpyro:

“here comes the sun” hits different when you remember the beatles were british

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Why leave half the post in the tags?

“It seems like years since it’s been here” that’s because it has been years, george